When I was a kid there was a TV show where three contestents would occationally be given an ethically questionable goal: appear in the local newspaper before the week was out. This caused me no end of puzzlement since they were required to appear in the paper legitimately. That seemed to me that this just invited the audience to engage in endless lawyering about what would be a legitimate way of sneaking into the paper. I guess that was the point.

But now!

Why didn’t anybody think of this before?

Want to get more links to your site? Pump up your search engine rankings! Sue google! Why everybody will link to you then. Damn, if only I’d patented this idea! Too late now.