I got to spend a few hours on the streets of New York City yesterday. God I love it!

There was a guy in a sandwich board that read “Eyebrow Threading”.

A bum on a bench was over heard to say to the other bum. “I gotta goolden parashoot!”

I walked thru the costume jewelry district. You can get a crown. But I also liked the LED Bling belt buckle. Put a bit of Time’s Square right under your belly button! You could program it to say “Sex machine!”